Go out to a hot, smelly, loud club? *Shrieks and hides under the biggest blanket on the couch*

There comes a time in one's life where nothing compares to your favorite iced bevvy, your comfy couch, a good book, and absolutely no pants. 

This 16 oz iced drink glass with lid and straw is way better than the drunk person who is going to say something midly offensive and then ask you on a date anyway. Also—your friend can clean up her own puke, you're booked!

(PS: Put some liquid in before you drop those cubes of ice in. Ice is hard and glass is fragile.)