There's a lot to unpack here. If you're a good person, you deserve a great day. If you're someone who parks crooked across two parking spaces, or doesn't hold doors open for people who are carrying things... You deserve to hit every red light on your way home.

That's why we like this 16.9 oz lidded iced drink glass with straw... It's versatile. 
 
(PS: Put some liquid in before you drop those cubes of ice in. Ice is hard and glass is fragile.)